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Category: Baseball | Tags: HOUSTON TX — Astros Owner Drayton McLane and General Manager Ed Wade hung their heads in collective sorrow at a news conference this morning from the Astros Press Room. “Carlos ‘El Caballo’ Lee was officially euthanized at 3:17 AM today ” McLane somberly announced. “Our thoughts and prayers are with his trainer and his family. He [...]

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Category: Baseball | Tags: Goodbye Ocho Cinco….HELL-O Sashen’ka Ovechkin! My new favorite athlete is even more hilarious-er than Chad pretty cute despite the missing teeth and he’s looking for a Russian wife. OOO ooo! Pick me! I don’t know Alex - 5 to 10 kids? I guess if it means having that lovely jacuzzi then it’s [...]

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Category: Baseball | Tags: PHILADELPHIA PA — Noted statesman inventor publisher and author Benjamin Franklin is about to add a new entry to his already glowing resume: sports blogger. Franklin announced Tuesday that he is taking his uber-popular almanac and changing it into an annual sports blog/pamphlet which will seek to provide readers with interesting and insightful commentaries about the [...]

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Category: Baseball | Tags: CINCINNATI OH — Cincinnati Bengals‘ publicity-seeking star wideout Chad Johnson severely burned his tongue and lips on what is being called “a particularly hot papaya” before his team’s preseason game against the Lions. Doctors say the five-time Pro Bowler could be left speechless for as many as four weeks leaving the sports media scrambling for [...]

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Category: Baseball | Tags: LOS ANGELES — Citing the “egregiously bad defense and lackluster effort” that Manny Ramirez brings to the table the Los Angeles Dodgers have decided that they’ll only be playing Matt Kemp and Andre Ethier in the outfield on a daily basis keeping new acquisition Manny Ramirez on the bench while the team is in the [...]

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Category: Baseball | Tags: BEIJING CHINA — Chinese government officials sent shockwaves through the international community this morning when they revealed that the nine-year-old girl who sang at the 2008 Olympic Opening Ceremony was in fact a computer-generated illusion. “Despite an extensive search we couldn’t find a child who was flawless enough to sing our glorious anthem to the world ” [...]

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Category: Baseball | Tags: BOSTON MA — Boston Red Sox outfielder JD Drew got a surprise diagnosis from team physician Dr. Thomas Gill Wednesday regarding his ailing back. “His lower back has been bothering him since early July ” Dr. Gill said in a recent press conference. “There’s no way to trace the source of this kind of injury with 100% [...]

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Category: Baseball | Tags: BEIJING CHINA — Though Chris Paul’s performance on the basketball court was less than spectacular during the Olympic games but his coaches and teammates from the “Redeem Team” have praised him for the way he embraced the Olympic experience. “I’m really proud of Chris for the way he approached the Olympics ” said USA basketball coach Mike [...]

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Category: Baseball | Tags: BETHELEHEM PA — DataTec Systems office manager Richard Scottson is always looking for new ways to inspire the 13 employees at his branch of the Pennsylvania payroll provider. “With the economy the way it is these days and all the problems that people around the country are facing I want to turn DataTec into a place [...]

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Category: Baseball | Tags: PITTSBURGH PA — The Pittsburgh Pirates announced today that they are signing quadrennial presidential candidate Lyndon LaRouche with the intention of amassing all living LaRoches/LaRouches on their roster. The invective spewing conspiracy theorist will join Adam and Andy Laroche who man the corner infield positions. “Always nice to meet another Laroche ” said Andy. “I [...]

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Category: Baseball | Tags: WASHINGTON D.C. — A tearful John Edwards admitted to SSNN yesterday that he repeatedly hacked into opposing player’s accounts during the course of the current fantasy baseball season to gain an unfair advantage but denied that he was responsible for placing every member of John Kerry’s squad on waivers. “Throughout the course of this season I [...]

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Category: Baseball | Tags: NEW YORK NY — A disgruntled Brett Favre told reporters Thursday morning that he is “a little surprised and hurt” that he’s not being seriously considered as a potential running mate for Republican presidential candidate John McCain. “This is kind of a joke no?” Favre asked. “Who out there has more name recognition than I [...]

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Category: Baseball | Tags: BEIJING CHINA — The Olympic Village has been rocked this week with major conflict between the United States field hockey and women’s water polo teams who have developed a sort of Montagues vs. Capulets feud over the course of the games of the 29th Olympiad. “I’m not really sure how it started ” said Dana Johnson who [...]

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Category: Baseball | Tags: NEW YORK NY — Much to our collective surprise SSNN has learned that Mike Piazza future Hall of Fame catcher for the Dodgers Mets and most recently the Padres and A’s retired sometime earlier this year – possibly in late May. Though it seems almost nobody was aware of his departure the reporting of this [...]

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Category: Baseball | Tags: CHICAGO IL — The Chicago Cubs are furious today after learning that