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Carlos Zambrano tells teammates he would’ve voted against bailout plan

Posted by tomalexander19 98 days ago (http://feeds.feedburner.com)
Category: Baseball | Tags: CHICAGO - Cubs pitcher

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Bush leaving work early to watch MLB playoffs

Posted by tomalexander19 98 days ago (http://feeds.feedburner.com)
Category: Baseball | Tags: WASHINGTON DC — U.S. President George W. Bush announced that he’s finishing work at 3:00 pm eastern time today in plenty of time to get over to the residence and watch 9 hours of playoff baseball without interruption. “As you know I love baseball ” Bush said in a statement. “So with the playoffs starting today I [...]

WASHINGTON, DC — U.S. President George W. Bush announced that he’s finishing work at 3:00 pm eastern time today, in plenty of time to get read more »
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Gardenhire wants to go double or nothing; Guillen reluctant

Posted by tomalexander19 99 days ago (http://feeds.feedburner.com)
Category: Baseball | Tags: CHICAGO IL — An hour after the Chicago White Sox beat the Minnesota Twins in a one-game playoff Ozzie Guillen received an unusual phone call from Twins manager Ron Gardenhire. “Yeah Ron called me tonight ” Guillen said. “He said ‘Let’s go double or nothing.’ I go ‘Come again?’ He said ‘Let’s play one more and whoever [...]

CHICAGO, IL — An hour after the Chicago White Sox beat the Minnesota Twins in a one-game playoff, Ozzie Guillen received an unusual phone call read more »
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Delmon Young apparently thinks today’s game decides the World Series championship

Posted by tomalexander19 100 days ago (http://feeds.feedburner.com)
Category: Baseball | Tags: CHICAGO — An apparently confused Delmon Young arrived at U.S. Cellular Field convinced that today’s one-game playoff between the White Sox and the Twins will decide the 2008 Major League Baseball champion. “It’s pretty exciting no?” Young asked Ron Gardenhire manager of the Twins about the game. “One game to decide the whole enchilada. Win [...]

CHICAGO — An apparently confused Delmon Young arrived at U.S. Cellular Field convinced that today’s one-game playoff between the White So read more »
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Brewers have Sabathia throw a 180-pitch side session Tuesday

Posted by tomalexander19 100 days ago (http://feeds.feedburner.com)
Category: Baseball | Tags: MILWAUKEE — A “bored” Milwaukee Brewers team had ace pitcher CC Sabathia throw a 180-pitch side session Tuesday to help pass some time a day before the team takes on the Philadelphia Phillies in the National League Division Series. Sabathia who will pitch Thursday on three days’ rest for the third time in a row has [...]

MILWAUKEE — A “bored” Milwaukee Brewers team had ace pitcher CC Sabathia throw a 180-pitch side session Tuesday to help pass some t read more »
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Detroit Shock wins third consecutive WNBA title, according to eyewitness account

Posted by tomalexander19 100 days ago (http://feeds.feedburner.com)
Category: Baseball | Tags: DETROIT MI—The WNBA long believed to have gone the way of the dodo and the XFL has been the subject of intense underground rumors of late specifically concerning the legendary Detroit Shock who despite being declared extinct over 10 years ago are being said to have won their third straight title. The claims fly in [...]

DETROIT, MI—The WNBA, long believed to have gone the way of the dodo and the XFL, has been the subject of intense underground rumors of late, specifi read more »
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Pete Carroll: “Our players make way too much money to lose to a team like Oregon State”

Posted by tomalexander19 101 days ago (http://feeds.feedburner.com)
Category: Baseball | Tags: WHEREVER THE HELL OREGON STATE IS LOCATED — A despondent Pete Carroll gave a terse press conference Thursday evening after his number one ranked USC Trojans were upset surprisingly by the unranked 1-2 Oregon State Beavers complicating USC’s chances for a national championship. “Look the bottom line is that we have some very highly paid athletes [...]

WHEREVER THE HELL OREGON STATE IS LOCATED — A despondent Pete Carroll gave a terse press conference Thursday evening after his number one ranke read more »
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McCain wants to postpone debate until fantasy baseball season is over

Posted by tomalexander19 101 days ago (http://feeds.feedburner.com)
Category: Baseball | Tags: OXFORD MS — Citing the unbelievable pressures facing most fantasy baseball playing Americans and the heady times that are coming up this weekend John McCain has proposed that the presidential debate between he and democratic candidate Barack Obama be postponed until after the season. “Citing the unique challenges facing Americans financially and fantasy-related and the millions [...]

OXFORD, MS — Citing the unbelievable pressures facing most fantasy baseball playing Americans and the heady times that are coming up this weeke read more »
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Selig proposes plan to make things right with Astros

Posted by tomalexander19 104 days ago (http://feeds.feedburner.com)
Category: Baseball | Tags: HOUSTON MILWAUKEE NEW YORK and PHILADELPHIA — Bud Selig apparently feeling “really bad” after ruining the Astros season last week and then demonstrating a total and complete double standard this week is going to make it up to disenfranchised Astros fans. “There are a lot of people who think I handled the situation with the Astros [...]

HOUSTON, MILWAUKEE, NEW YORK, and PHILADELPHIA — Bud Selig, apparently feeling “really bad” after ruining the Astros season last we read more »
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McCain makes waiver claim on Paul Hornung

Posted by tomalexander19 104 days ago (http://feeds.feedburner.com)
Category: Baseball | Tags: WASHINGTON DC — In an effort to demonstrate that he’s not out of touch with the average American and also demonstrate some of his rapidly developing computer skills John McCain has forced his way into the U.S. Senate Fantasy Football League (USFFL). “I really felt like joining the fantasy league would be a good way to [...]

WASHINGTON, DC — In an effort to demonstrate that he’s not out of touch with the average American and also demonstrate some of his rapidl read more »
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Palin hoping for a lot of snow machine racing questions at VP debate

Posted by tomalexander19 104 days ago (http://feeds.feedburner.com)
Category: Baseball | Tags: WASILLA AK — Vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin is apparently blowing off debate prep session after debate prep session allegedly pinning her hopes on getting a lot of questions about snowmobile racing. “I feel like I have a good handle on what the American people want to know about ” Palin said. “And that is clearly going [...]

WASILLA, AK — Vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin is apparently blowing off debate prep session after debate prep session, allegedly pinnin read more »
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Millen joins McCain campaign

Posted by tomalexander19 104 days ago (http://feeds.feedburner.com)
Category: Baseball | Tags: WASHINGTON D.C.—Recently dismissed from his controversial tenure as President and CEO of the Detroit Lions NFL pariah Matt Millen has announced he will be temporarily putting his football career on hold and will become a senior adviser for Republican nominee John McCain in his bid for the White House. McCain’s campaign has lost ground in [...]

WASHINGTON, D.C.—Recently dismissed from his controversial tenure as President and CEO of the Detroit Lions, NFL pariah Matt Millen has announced he read more »
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Martin Luther causes rift with Church over instant replay

Posted by tomalexander19 104 days ago (http://feeds.feedburner.com)
Category: Baseball | Tags: WITTENBERG GERMANY—German monk Martin Luther created a firestorm of controversy the other day when he unabashedly and publicly nailed to a church door his 95 arguments for the Church’s adoption of instant replay in Papal League Baseball. Instant replay has repeatedly been condemned by the Holy See as a heresy against the fundamental laws of [...]

WITTENBERG, GERMANY—German monk Martin Luther created a firestorm of controversy the other day when he unabashedly and publicly nailed to a church do read more »
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Missouri legislature promotes Mizzou to NFL; removes Chiefs and Rams

Posted by tomalexander19 106 days ago (http://feeds.feedburner.com)
Category: Baseball | Tags: JEFFERSON CITY MO — In an unprecedented and likely illegal tour de force the Missouri state legislature passed a bill today that would remove the Kansas City Chiefs and St. Louis Rams from the NFL and replace them with the Missouri Tigers college football team presently ranked fifth in most national polls. “Mizzou is such a [...]

JEFFERSON CITY, MO — In an unprecedented and likely illegal tour de force, the Missouri state legislature passed a bill today that would remove read more »
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Evangelicals take credit for Tampa Bay playoff berth

Posted by tomalexander19 106 days ago (http://feeds.feedburner.com)
Category: Baseball | Tags: TAMPA BAY FL — Christian evangelicals across the country are rejoicing today as the Tampa Bay Rays have made the playoffs an event for which evangelicals are taking complete credit. “See what happens when you get the Devil out of you?” asked pastor Lukas Mark Smithers of the Jesus is Lord Church of Pensacola Fla. “When [...]

TAMPA BAY, FL — Christian evangelicals across the country are rejoicing today as the Tampa Bay Rays have made the playoffs, an event for which read more »
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