WASHINGTON, DC — U.S. President George W. Bush announced that he’s finishing work at 3:00 pm eastern time today, in plenty of time to get
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CHICAGO, IL — An hour after the Chicago White Sox beat the Minnesota Twins in a one-game playoff, Ozzie Guillen received an unusual phone call
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CHICAGO — An apparently confused Delmon Young arrived at U.S. Cellular Field convinced that today’s one-game playoff between the White So
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DETROIT, MI—The WNBA, long believed to have gone the way of the dodo and the XFL, has been the subject of intense underground rumors of late, specifi
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WHEREVER THE HELL OREGON STATE IS LOCATED — A despondent Pete Carroll gave a terse press conference Thursday evening after his number one ranke
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OXFORD, MS — Citing the unbelievable pressures facing most fantasy baseball playing Americans and the heady times that are coming up this weeke
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WASHINGTON, DC — In an effort to demonstrate that he’s not out of touch with the average American and also demonstrate some of his rapidl
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WASILLA, AK — Vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin is apparently blowing off debate prep session after debate prep session, allegedly pinnin
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WASHINGTON, D.C.—Recently dismissed from his controversial tenure as President and CEO of the Detroit Lions, NFL pariah Matt Millen has announced he
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WITTENBERG, GERMANY—German monk Martin Luther created a firestorm of controversy the other day when he unabashedly and publicly nailed to a church do
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JEFFERSON CITY, MO — In an unprecedented and likely illegal tour de force, the Missouri state legislature passed a bill today that would remove
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TAMPA BAY, FL — Christian evangelicals across the country are rejoicing today as the Tampa Bay Rays have made the playoffs, an event for which
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